I am in virtually every deck, at least every deck worth playing; not like that charlatan Mind Control who only deems to show itself in Priest decks. No my glorious personage will be found everywhere. Did you miss the Innkeeper Invitational at Blizzcon? That was me in two-third*s of the decks, carrying the day as I always do.
|Eyes hurt? My radiance has that effect. (Image from Hearthstone Wiki)|
Not convinced? What are you, a troll? That Lord of the Arena he just played? I'll bring it down to 1 the moment I drop, and still be alive to mock him. Notice how I just did 4 damage to your opponent? He'll have to hit me twice to stop me from doing it again. I'm a missile, but unlike those rocketeers or wolf riders, I'll still be around to do real work once my target is dead. Rush decks? Oh my friend, they'll have to sacrifice two things to kill my one. I'm eight damage with a better guarantee than any other card in the game can give.
Well you've wasted enough of my time, a player needs my services. Oh how they can't life without me. Nerf? Silly child, what would they do? A power or toughness here and there and my mana cost must drop as well. To change a thing is to change the whole. Maybe if I had real competition, but alas that night elf with her healing or that windfury harpy can't match me; hard to windfury when you're dead dearest. No, I'm afraid none can match my versatility.
*14 of 21 decks: http://us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/blog/11650101/innkeeper%E2%80%99s-invitational-decklists-11-15-2013